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Mamma Mia

Posted in Blogs 'n' sheez, Mark Kermode Being a Wanker with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 19, 2012 by publicdomainlibrary

Here at Public Domain Library, we like to present you with bile from all walks of cinema. So far we’ve presented you with Z-Grade movies involving either Tor Johnson or some rather large crabs, and of course, a pretentious rant about that ever so glorious masterpiece, Manos: The Hands of Fate. Now we present you a movie which isn’t a B-Movie and (shock) isn’t avalibale in the Public Domain Archives…why? Because we’re indie tossers like that. (Yeah, we wear chinos and like The Smiths, get over it).

Mamma Mia is a movie of idiotic beauty, it is bad movie galore, and has Pierce Brosnan singing in such an ‘interesting’ manner that it sounds as if he’s been shoved inĀ  a vaccuum cleaner filled with acid-induced cats, and of course, half a tonne of Cillit Bang…and arsenic.

Even Mark Kermode liked it, but then again, he’s a pretentious cock. Either way…here’s the link:

Anyway, some random information (which we so didn’t just copy and paste from…)

Director: Phyllida Lloyd

Starring: Meryl Streep, Pierce Brosnan, Amanda Seyfried

PDL rating: 5/5

[In case if you were wondering, the section about us wearing chinos and liking The Smiths was written with irony – we’re not that wanky]